"THE ULTIMATE ""SHITSTEM"": DICTATED BY "LADY LOSER"

Category: Let's talk

Post 1 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 09-Aug-2008 16:42:27

NOW, in ABSOLUTE CONTRAST to "MY TELESPACE," is ANOTHER phone system, which is TECHNICALLY "THE ULTIMATE SYSTEM," that earned the WELL-DESERVED NAME-CHANGE, as mentioned in the subject title, and I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE THOSE that have DEFINTELY NO PROBLEM with being MOSTLY-TO-TOTALLY SENSORED, possibly SELECTIVELY "FAVORITIZED," if you ill, either FOR or AGAINST, ARBITRARILY WARNED of ANY UNKNOWN VIOLATION on YOUR part, along with the threat of either SUSPENTION or PERMINENT DELETION from the system, should either SUCH, or ANY ADDITIONAL UNKNOWN VIOLATION were either REPEATED or COMMITTED, limitted to ONLY EX-AMOUNT OF BOARD MESSAGES per day, and ANY ADDITIONAL MESSAGE AFTER THAT, is the violation of "ROLLING THE SCROLL," and ALTHOUGH the capacity to record any voice-mail greeting COULD be TIME-UNLIMITTED, that you're obligated to govern your OWN judgement according to THEIR "STANDARD OF ACCEPTABILITY," if you ALSO will, otherwise, you'd be held liable for any violation THERE, as well as ANY OTHER HASTLES that I might've either FORGOTTEN, or DON'T KNOW, at ALL, "LADY LOSER," the "DICTATRESS" of the system, can be e-mailed at shlcbt@bellsouth.net, and she'll DEFINITELY respond to your request PROMPTLY, within a century after you initially messaged her, provided you leave her your contact, as many s UMPTEEN MILLION, THIRTY ELEVEN THOUSAND to the GREATEST POWER TIMES, before FINALLY contacting you, IF EVEN THEN, and she will DEFINITELY be MORE THAN GLAD to "AGONIZE YOU, ACCOMODATINGLY."

Post 2 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 09-Aug-2008 17:31:33

Why do you do this, seriously, why? Why do you type in this way, it's like a zig zag, I understand, that which I can understand, whether I desire to or not, not that I necessarily have the desire to understand this post, that is, if you can call it a post at all, by all, meaning the complete and utter mess of illegible spew, which you consider a post, but with all purposes if my purpose is indeed intended, which is might or might not be, completely and utterly a concentration of complaints, better suited for a poorly executed therapy session, that is, giving this rant the benefit of the doubt by calling it at the very least "therapeutic?

Post 3 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 09-Aug-2008 20:35:39

I probably shouldn't do this as I have the dude on ignore and everything, but ok sure? roflroflroflroflrofl! Brilliantly put!

Post 4 by SingerOfSongs (Heresy and apostasy is how progress is made.) on Saturday, 09-Aug-2008 23:30:47

*snorts*

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 09-Aug-2008 23:44:23

Well, I haven't read any of this guy's posts in a long time simply because they are rambling, confusing messes which do not interest me. But I'm glad I read this one just for OK Sure's brilliant response.

Post 6 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Sunday, 10-Aug-2008 2:38:00

What a terrible utter waste of space. The topic and the original poster of it. Honestly, why can't this topic be movid to the "rant" board, and the My Telespace one be moved to the "Rave" board? Just wondering.

Post 7 by Albanac (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 10-Aug-2008 6:23:30

lmao Becky, exactly the same here. Ah, we make our own entertainment around these parts. Or others do it for us, grin

Post 8 by Big Pawed Bear (letting his paws be his guide.) on Sunday, 10-Aug-2008 10:31:56

i couldn't understand a fucking word either. mygod whatever you call your sorry self, learn to write in english for fuck's sake!

Post 9 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Sunday, 10-Aug-2008 10:54:49

Yeah, i only read this topic just to see post two's ... uh ... imitation of ... yes, very amusing. *smiles*

Post 10 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Sunday, 10-Aug-2008 13:38:37

again, totally amusing. we do make our own entertainment around here. I think this topic and the my telespace one should be moved to the rant board, or maybe the joke board, but then that would be an insult to all of the other jokes on there.

and yes, OK sure's very good imitation was quite, erm, priceless.

FUCKING ROFLMAO!

Post 11 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 10-Aug-2008 17:33:46

Ok sure, nice job. I just read his posts to laugh. Becky's right, we make our own entertainment here.

Post 12 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 11-Aug-2008 3:47:39

I always feel drawn to these types of posts because...I like to be mean I guess:
mygod whatever your name is, your writing makes me cringe...seriously, it does.
I'm done.

Post 13 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Friday, 15-Aug-2008 15:48:00

WELL, to all you WASTES and/or WASTELETTES that HELPLESSLY, HOPELESSLY, CONSTANTLY GRAVITATE to yet ANOTHER one of my "BOUNTIFUL, BOISTEROUS BABBLES," as you ALWAYS do, and I see that there are "NEW FACES IN THE PLACES" of those that dare to allow themselves to be under my "TIRADE of TRIUMPHANT, TERRORISTIC TORTURE," AS WELL, I only guarantee ONE THING, and ONE THING, ONLY--to CONTINUOUSLY ANNOY the ABSOLUTE KING/QUEENDOM OF SHIT out of you, and that should ANY of my DEFIANT RESPONSES" to any of YOUR OPPOSITIONAL COMMANDS/DEMANDS that require of me to do what YOU want JUST SO HAPPEN to drive you SO FAR OVER THE EDGE, and you're TOTALLY DESTROYED, I STRONGLY, SINCERELY HOPE that you're JUST THAT STUPID ENOUGH to ACTUALLY ATTEMPT to "HOLD ME LIABLE (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)!!!!!

Post 14 by Ok Sure (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 16-Aug-2008 13:35:23

What or who on earth, gave you the inspiration to write like this?

And why do you feel you need to continue this silly practice?

Post 15 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Saturday, 16-Aug-2008 21:14:36

aha, it's a game!
He is playing the annoying game...how sad. Yes indeed, I feel sorry for you, you must be a lonely low-life.

Post 16 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Saturday, 16-Aug-2008 23:56:22

yes, you annoy the shit out of us, but some day, you are going to go way to far and then you will have alot of fun getting your head out of your very tight ass.

in fact, in one of these rants, you have already gone way to far.

Post 17 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 17-Aug-2008 0:30:35

yup, it is a shame.

Post 18 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Sunday, 17-Aug-2008 3:39:03

It truly is.

Post 19 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 23-Aug-2008 2:33:03

JUST AS I ALWAYS SAY: YOU VERMIN are the BEST CATCH, YET! YOUR trouble is: YOU just CANNOT HELP yourselves, CAN you?! NO, the hell you CAN'T, because if you COULD, ALL of you would've put me on "ignore" ALL the way, would've NEVER commented to ANY of my board posts, AND you would've NEVER SUBJECTED YOURSELVES, KNOWINGLY AND VOLUNTARILY, to my PROUD and RELENTLESS ABUSE of you, so DON'T EVEN GIVE ME ANY of this "SAD" shit, when there's NOT EVEN a "SAD" MAKE-SHIFT BONE in your ARTIFICIAL BODY, you HOPELESS COUNTERFEIT!

Post 20 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 23-Aug-2008 13:50:49

Knowingly and voluntarily? um what? We were supposed to know that when we post to your board topics, we were going to get abused by your horrid spelling, and comma over ussage? Ok then.

Post 21 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Sunday, 24-Aug-2008 16:53:04

right, how were we supposed to know that, it looked interesting, but then it turns out to be this!! gaga

Post 22 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 25-Aug-2008 16:41:20

OBVIOUSLY, if you HADN'T responded the way that you DID, JUST BECAUSE WHAT-AND-HOW I "EXPRESSIVELY-WRITE" impacted on you the way IT did, you DEFINITELY WOULDN'T'VE gotten DESERVINGLY ABUSED--COMMON SENSE--you ONLY GET WHAT YOU GET, when I feel that YOUR BEHAVIOR, when INTERACTING with me, MERRITS it.

Post 23 by Senior (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Saturday, 30-Aug-2008 20:38:31

I don't know what is more sad, mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally playing "the annoying game", or people enabling the continuation of "the annoying game" by responding to him. If you find his posts so annoying, why devote so much time to them?

Post 24 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Sunday, 31-Aug-2008 0:13:39

that is true, and this mygod person...well...he is correct. Perhaps we walk into his traps.
Well played!

Post 25 by philmore (Generic Zoner) on Wednesday, 03-Sep-2008 20:20:28

This guy is even worse when he gets on a voicemail box and rambles verbally. It's even harder to listen to than to read his bulletin board posts. He even found a bug in Philmore Voicemail when I first put it out, and was able to extend a greeting indefinitely, and I promptly fixed it as soon as I discovered the error, and he was quite disappointed to find this bug fixed.

Post 26 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 04-Sep-2008 14:31:49

well, what an ass hole troublemaker

Post 27 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 14-Sep-2008 23:10:42

PHIL, you ABSOLUTE PATHETIC SHIT-FART of the DEFINITE ASS-DRAIN that YOU are: YOU, instead, were the one that was disappointed that you didn't FIX this "BUG" that you CLAIM that I "DISCOVERED," when ANYBODY might've found this SAME "BUG," in time, which allowed ME the availability to make a "SIMPLEVOICE" version of it, when the ORIGINAL "SIMPLEVOICE" was in existence, so I NEVER lost ANY data, when you finally DID change it.

Post 28 by Doug V (Everyone's favorite CL) on Sunday, 14-Sep-2008 23:49:20

For someone that is out there with all this GREAT knowledge of phone systems and such. When can we expect the launch of your perfect system. You seem to have the ability of running everyone elses product right into the ground.

AGAIN I ASK HEN CAN WE ANTICIPATE THE LAUNCH OF YOUR PERFECT PHONE SYSTEM SIR....!!!!!

Post 29 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Monday, 15-Sep-2008 10:39:47

and as I said again, the insanity continues!!

Post 30 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 15-Sep-2008 14:26:32

rofl, this looks like the order of ooperations, except that he encloses things not by grouping symbols or parenthesis but rather by commas. If you look as the logical (or lack there off) phrases they connect in a way. Anyway, this guy seems to not be able to make up insults: this one is the one that made me laugh: "you ABSOLUTE PATHETIC SHIT-FART of the DEFINITE ASS-DRAIN that YOU are: " its quite redundant too. Thankfully I don't have to put up with phone mailboxes and the like. I'll stop giving attention to the spelling and focus my atention more on how ridiculous this thing writes about its dream phone system.

Post 31 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 18-Sep-2008 16:52:16

FIRST of all, WHO the FUCK is "HEN," which is neither here nor there, ANYWAY, and how YOU get the VERY IDEA of my EVER INDICATING that I'm THE "PERFECT PHONE-SYSTEM DESIGNER," is ONCE AGAIN referred to that of any "BABBLING SOBER DRUNK," and that the VERY FACT that "MY TELESPACE," which IS, in MY opinion, "THE PERFECT PHONE SYSTEM," which was DEFINITELY NO IDEA of MINE, and WHETHER OR NOT I WISH that such WAS, is ALSO "HERE NOR THERE," and that ANYONE, BESIDES MYSELF, who IS a user of systems of the PHONEWORLD, who're ALSO on THIS system, that can VERY WELL, just as FREELY as I do, trash WHATEVER SYSTEM that's DEFINITELY WORTH TRASHING, ONLY NARROWS DOWN to THIS: it IS what it IS, and that's ALL that such'll EVER be. PHIL, who had LONG-OVERDUE TIME, for example, to IMPLEMENT FEATURES that "MY TELESPACE" acquired FIRST, when FIRST was approached about SOME of those features, WAY BEFORE "MY TELESPACE" was EVEN THOUGHT OF, OUT-AND-OUT REFUSED, BLATANTLY, SUCH REQUESTS, giving ANY LINE of COP-OUT-FILLED LINE-AFTER-LINE BULL SHIT about WHY he WOULDN'T provide such, but JUST AS SOON as "MY TELESPACE" stepped up to the PLATE, PHIL (catch the rhyme) DECIDES to IMMITATE. GORDON, who's ALSO a user of THIS system, who's ONE of the "MY TELESPACE" administrators, and is ALSO a "MY TELESPACE" user, as WELL, CLEARLY EXPLAINS PHIL'S HOPELESS DESPERATION, if you were to call, IF you have access to DO so, without incurring extra CHARGES, should you happen to be OUTSIDE the U.S., CANADA, and/or the U.S. TERRITORY, either area code (1-505) or (1-575) 464-8666, and listen to his either-current-or-recent show update.

Post 32 by louiano (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 18-Sep-2008 18:02:55

Ok, so in case you've not got the message: a parenthesis (denominated left parenthesis, (or open parenthesis)) might be inside another parenthesis (as illustrated on this example (which should not be misstaken by brackets, (in which case these are called left and right (or open and close for that matter))) commonly used in programming and other tasks (where this fenomenon mightt occur (or also in mathematics (where sets are used))))))). The initial topic was about squirrels by the way.

Post 33 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Thursday, 18-Sep-2008 20:56:13

well, my gods blablabla, that is your opinion like you said, but it is just that, an opinion which people can agree with or disagree with as they see fit.

Post 34 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 20-Sep-2008 6:58:29

Louiano and Shadow-Yodda-Yodda, MY only response to ALL OF THIS ... is that the SHOW, QUITE OBVIOUSLY, ROLLS ON!

Post 35 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 15-Nov-2008 11:52:57

EXTREMELY GREAT NEWS! "THE ULTIMATE SHIT-STEM" CROAKED! I don't know EXACTLY WHEN, but JIM (QUACK), as my good old buddy, "GRANDPA PENNSYLVANIA BOY" calls him, decided to FINALLY TRASH THE CRAP, RIGHT ALONG with his REPUTATION, which was the ONE-AND-ONLY RIGHT THING that he EVER did in ALL of his no-life existence.

Post 36 by Click_Clash (No Average Angel) on Saturday, 15-Nov-2008 15:06:48

Okay, not that many people who read this board will probably care, but I thought I'd throw this out here: I've been acquainted with the original poster for years and have heard, although I don't know it to be true first-hand, that he has a mental disability. Now, before everyone starts shouting, I don't say this to excuse his behavior. I myself have him on Ignore because of his abusive posts toward other users. I'm just saying that there may be some little-known issues. While I myself choose not to associate with this guy, I do not choose to bully him, nor do I respect anyone who does. For fuck's sake, if you don't want to deal with him, put him on Ignore. Bullying people with mental disabilities is cruel, heartless, and immature, and doing it doesn't make you look cool and earn the respect of anyone except others who are just as pathetic. Those last words are not meant for everyone on this board, and again, I know this guy can be abusive and sets himself up for some of what he gets, but even so, if you can't find something more entertaining and constructive than preying upon his posts and the posts of others like him, then you seriously need to rethink some things in your life.

Becky

Post 37 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Tuesday, 18-Nov-2008 18:28:31

I see your point...perhaps he has a mental disability. If this is true...I retract my verbal bashing.

Post 38 by skittles_freak (the freak of skittles) on Wednesday, 19-Nov-2008 0:21:49

For fuck's sake., Terrance, you pathetic asshole! Must you bring out phone line drama to this system?
Shouldn't phone world drama stay in the phone world? God,
Just fucken A... you bastard! You're pathetic, and you and Phil should have wild gay gorrrella sex in a fucken jungle!

Post 39 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Wednesday, 19-Nov-2008 16:27:29

uh...wow. Lol!
Harsh enough?

Post 40 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Thursday, 20-Nov-2008 9:57:20

Yeah, I say harsh enough.

Post 41 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 20-Nov-2008 14:55:01

I must say, however, phone drama is not for the zone.

Post 42 by The Elemental Dragon (queen of dragons) on Friday, 21-Nov-2008 6:35:48

nope it's not, and yes harsh enough, urg

Post 43 by margorp (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Friday, 21-Nov-2008 16:08:55

lol!

Post 44 by mygodchosenbride&i4lifefinally (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Sunday, 04-Jan-2009 11:25:56

To Inu-Princess2006, YOUR reason for putting ME on "ignore," as according to YOUR explanation for having done so, ONLY REVEALS YOUR "MENTAL DEFECT," if you will, SIMPLY BECAUSE MY ATTACKS against other users have ONLY BEEN RETALIATIVE, NEVER INITIATIVE, and JUSTIFIABLY SO, QUITE OBVIOUSLY; as far as YOU, "FREAK-SHOW," or WHATEVER your "FREAKTARD" username is--it's "ABSOLUTE NO-LIVES," like YOURSELF, that'll ALWAYS BE my "ONLINE DOORMATS" that I'll ALWAYS rub EVERY BIT of SMUTTY, DIRTY, GRIME-RIDDEN DEBRIS ALL OVER, which YOU'RE not even worth THAT, so CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY, you USELESS, WORTHLESS OBJECT!